Forgot to close the bathroom door before I left for work today. That white stuff on the floor would be the remains of the last roll of toilet paper. I don’t get paid again until Friday. Looks like I’ll be using paper towels.
My 2 year old niece said she wanted a tattoo, so this is what my sister drew on her arm. #motheroftheyear #lol
if u listen closely u can hear me not caring
I’m brunette now!
me after finals
People with uteruses will get about 500 periods in their lifetime. Meaning that you’ll be on your period for a total of around 1200 days. With a loss of about 1440 ounces of blood. Which is approximately how much blood there is in 9 adult human bodies. That, my friend, is some very badass stuff.
my hands are cold let me put them in ur pants
*cracks knuckles* time to fuckin blog
i wish i looked cute sleeping
wtf how do you know what i look like when i sleep
WHERE THE HELL DID THAT GIF COME FROM
tHAT GIF I’M FUCKING PISSING MYSELF